Love your tips & quips Peter, my favorite ones being:

3. Don’t drink more (or less) than 2 liters of wine or beer – A day  🙂

[Yes I know you were kidding on this one. Love your sense of humor!]

5. Don’t make love to anyone who has a jealous spouse – haha

7. Avoid marriage – Wish I’d known this a while ago 🙂 Your best advice!